Description
I'm an Alcoholic Shirt
Ok, you're not really an alcoholic, but this is funny to wear out so people will laugh and point and throw things at you.
📚 Available Styles:
Unisex 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend Sweatshirt: Cozy, durable, and perfect for layering, this sweatshirt keeps you warm while you plot your next big idea.
Unisex 100% Cotton Tee: Soft, breathable, and effortlessly cool—ideal for everyday wear or pairing with your favorite jacket.
Women’s Crop Top: Add a touch of playful rebellion to your look with this flirty cropped fit that pairs perfectly with high-waisted bottoms. Please note that our crop tops run small-we suggest sizing up and checking the size chart to ensure you are getting the right size!
This shirt is sure to halt any possible conversation with a weirdo. Get yours today and let the world know your priorities are perfectly in order.
