Description
Cigs That Don’t Count Tee / Sweatshirt
Some smokes are simply ✨not real✨—and we made a shirt about it. This unhinged graphic tee/sweatshirt is your new go-to for late-night porch hangs, gas station runs, and telling your friends “it doesn’t count.” Featuring a cheeky list of cigs that don’t count (you know the ones 👀), this piece is equal parts ironic, cozy, and unapologetically chaotic.
Made from soft, durable cotton (tee is 100% cotton, sweatshirt is a 60/40 cotton-poly blend), it’s oversized-friendly, binge-watch comfy, and ready for layering when the vibes demand. Perfect for gifting to your hot mess bestie or wearing to your next smoke break that “definitely doesn’t count.”
Why you’ll love it:
Unisex fit, slouchy or true-to-size depending on your vibe
Crisp, high-quality print that survives all your “it’s just one” moments
Ethically made + stitched to last longer than your situationship
Available as a classic tee or cozy sweatshirt
✨ For the girlies, the gays, and the theys who know some things just… don’t count. ✨
